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THE BALLAD OF THE JESUS MALLARD

i saw a duck walk on water yesterday...i called him the Jesus Mallard.

then this asshole kid with his remote control yacht hit the Jesus Mallard with the boat.
the Jesus Mallard died for your sins! REPENT!

but then i saw a whole bunch of ducks walking on water, and i realized the Jesus Mallard wasnt that special. but then the Jesus Mallard rose on the third wave, and started pecking the kid with the remote controlled yacht.

this post was based on a true story.

Avatar peena
01-08-07 18:53
OogaBooga
that's pretty weird. It's cool how it could be a sign or connection.
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