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THE GRIMORUM ARKINORIM

The Water Cooler Romance part deaux as performed live by the Velcrow Syndicate 5!!

GOD AMONGST MEN: Hey, happy new year.
really HOTT coworker: Thank you, happy new year.
GAM: what's your name?
really HOTT coworker: Dinky.
GAM: im sorry what?
really HOTT coworker: Dinky.
GAM: uh, how do you spell your name?
really HOTT coworker: D-i-n-k-y.
GAM: wow, interesting name.
really HOTT coworker: interesting name...THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!

(she then proceeded to kick me into a very large whole in the ground)
Pete and Pete was the real dope show, ask Marilyn Manson.

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