GOD AMONGST MEN: i havent used condoms regurly since 2004
H: well if i had lots of partners id use them
H: dont you have a lot
GOD AMONGST MEN: no, why does everyone think i'm a whore?
H: lol
H: one time i asked j if you had sex cuz you were super straight edge
H: and he said heck yea he does, he made it seem like you were a whore
H: lol maybe it just came out like that
GOD AMONGST MEN: lol
GOD AMONGST MEN: no i usually average (use your imagination) girls a year, i hook up with a lot of girls, but i dont have sex with them all
H: so you just get head and leave
H: lol!
GOD AMONGST MEN: no, i'll have sex with a girl before they give me head
H: oh yea, are you the one that doesnt like it
GOD AMONGST MEN: only one girls sealed the deal
GOD AMONGST MEN: one girl this year started crying because she couldnt provide a happy ending, i tried not to laugh
H: she was actually crying?
GOD AMONGST MEN: yeah
H: freak
GOD AMONGST MEN: she thought i was a whore too, and would move on to another book to get my happy ending, it was a weird conversation
H: hahahaha
GOD AMONGST MEN: have you heard the dog collar story?
H: no

APACOLYPTO RULES!!! Despite it's anti-semetic undertones.